Happy Birthday, Mom! Thanks for always doing my laundry and cooking for me and lending me money and cleaning up after me and generally putting up with all of my crap. You are the best mother a guy could have. I love you! ❤️ 
Hi, I’m Joey. I’m a 40-something software engineer (read: big nerd) in Salt Lake City. When I grow up I’d like to be a seminary professor (read: even bigger nerd).